Why Archie still can’t choose between Betty and Veronica

Why the sound of a dental drill can’t be muted

Why we secretly love Gordon Gekko even while we despise him

What it was that Billy Joe MacCallister threw off the Tallahatchie Bridge

How James Bond never ages

Why everyone is so concerned about where Waldo and Matt Lauer are

How the Dodgers could leave Brooklyn

Why there are blue m&m’s

Why Donald Trump … anything

© 2012 Claudia Grossman