Archive | November 16, 2016

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pigs are flying

Let’s summarize the state of the union: Pigs are flying. Mittens are now needed in hell, where snowballs are thriving. A needle has been found in the proverbial haystack, and apples are falling ridiculously far from their trees. The planets are considering reversing their orbits, and the sun isn’t really in the mood to rise every day […]